olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

cokeflow:

my mood depends on how good my hair looks

slutwhat:

am i the only one who doesn’t understand how people in movies can stay home and wear shoes and like sit on there bed and have shoes on and go eat food and have shoes on and brush their teeth with shoes on like wot r u doin

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

bowlingforsoup:

i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone